For the chronically online and spiritually unavailable.
This is your official uniform for those who are always connected, always commenting, and always one dopamine hit away from full enlightenment. With a bold “Forever Online” graphic on the front and a subtle flex — the VLT logo — on the back, this sweater says “I’m digital-first, feelings-later.”
• Cozy AF and made for midnight scrolling
• Front: Forever Online — because sleep is for people with boundaries
• Back: VLT — like a signature, but sassier
• Soft, durable, and ready for your fourth identity crisis this week
Wear it while doomscrolling, ghosting texts, or starting an internet fight you fully plan to win.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
